I Love the New Smash... But...

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This is something I want to talk about.
Now, I'm warning all of you, this is a rant. It'll probably be on par with the one I had about One Piece chapter 740, so be wary.

Alright...
Over the weekend, I had a chance to play the new Smash Bros. for the Wii U over at my friend Andrew's place. Quite honestly, I like it a lot. Much different from the disasterpiece that was Brawl, but that's irrelevant. What IS relevant is the topic of this little rant.
Through fighting, you're able to unlock other fighters. Some are classic characters - like Falco - and some are newcomers - like... Lucina. Now, one thing I HATE about the new Smash is the overabundance of Fire Emblem characters. Another thing I hate is characters like Lucina, which is the topic of this rant.
Why the flying f*** would you put a separate character into the game that is exactly the same as another, but not make it, say, a skin for the original?! Why must you make TWO separate slots for a character that is exactly the same!! Lucina is basically a female version of Marth, so why not make Lucina a skin for Marth?! Exact same movesets!!
The same goes for Dr. Mario and Zero Suit Samus! Again, Mario and Samus are both in the game, yet Dr. Mario and ZS Samus are separate characters on the roster! Why not make these SKINS for the original characters?!
In my opinion, it's f***ing stupid and unnecessary to do this! It makes the roster way less interesting!
Oh, and from what I've heard, the DLC is going to do this with Lucas, who is basically the same character as Ness!
What happened, Nintendo?! I thought you said you weren't going to do clones this time around!!
Oh, and one final note...
1) STILL WAITING ON KRYSTAL, GUYS!! MAKE HER A DLC CHARACTER!!

Whew... okay, that's all...
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kitkatnis's avatar
I agree with almost everything you are griping about bro